Some of you may or may not have heard I got a new car.
SoâŚis this a funny pic because itâs totally a lie?
There was that whole, bear/I drive a yellow mustang/car thing that @klocker / @Cheeseus wouldnât let dieâŚI figured this fit.
Seth Rogan and James Francoâs rendition of the new Kanye video. Potentially NSFW
Yeah that just happened.
Oh god, that face at 1:59
Lets get weird.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rvlgb/whats_your_favorite_dark_humor_joke/cdrgi9f
For the lazy
So a guy is running along the beach when he notices a woman with no arms and no legs, crying. He stops and asks her,
âWhatâs wrong?â To which she replied,
âI see all these couples together every day, and Iâve never been hugged before.â
So the man hugs her and walks away.
The next day, he runs along the same beach and sees the same woman crying.
âWhatâs wrong this time?â He says.
âWell, Iâve never been kissed before.â
So he kisses her and runs off.
The third day, he sees her on his run again, and she is crying.
"Whatâs wrong? " he says.
âWell, this might be a bit much, but Iâve never been fucked beforeâ she replied.
âWell thatâs not a problem at allâ he says.
So he picks. her up by the torso and throws her into the ocean.
âWell youâre fucked now!â
Pretty good, if you can get through the accent.
Time to get topical, bitches!
Now this is a lotta track to lay for one jokeâŚHeyoo!
Edit: fixed because Hit Entertainment is a bunch of dicks